i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
90% of my life is closing doors or telling my kids to close doors (and then telling them to close doors more gently next time).
Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.